The Portmoak Community Woodland Steering Team organise a Burns supper each year.

It's always a sell out success, with top notch speakers, musicians and reciters. The haggis is dispatched by Dr Bill Carr. It's not exactly clear why you need a medical degree to dissect a haggis, but anyway, it's handy to have him on hand just in case he pole-axes one of the audience while he's at it.

Look out for publicity fliers in January. Don't miss it: book early.