Once again, the haggis had a hard time of it. It made a dash for the door but Dr Carr was merciless with his broad sword. The immortal memory was by Professor Robert Crawford of St Andrews University, who dealt with Burns as a sex pest. As always, many locals made pests of themselves by singing, reciting, playing, writing haikus and downing prodigious amounts of whisky. A good time had by all. Except the haggis. The Newsletter report is here.